dudewheresmycat:

the voice of the people

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

(Source: galaxys4)

unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

nightlifemingus:

‘actually, you CAN be racist to white people,’ says richard dawkins smugly—his default mode of delivery. ‘in fact, why don’t we check the dictionary, shall we, hmm?’ *he rifles through the pages*

‘ah, yes, R for “racism,” let’s see… UGWAHH??!??’ [camera zooms in the entry for ‘racism’ in the dictionary: it reads ‘your gay’]

tyleroakley:

cyberfrost:

Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation 1 “Sinister Ones”

I’M OBSESSED.

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

wank-iero:

theres a guy on my facebook and every single status he puts up are just text posts from tumblr. Everyone thinks he’s quirky and original 

but i know

i know.

iphone420:

jzul:

never forget<$

remember

i can’t believe he was so rude to not answer the question tho thats so messed up what a jerk